I’ll admit it, I saw the new “Wuthering Heights” movie.

I love a good period piece. I have seen more than one adaptation of Wuthering Heights, my favorite being the one with Tom Hardy that is like a million hours long. I was curious when the new Margot Robbie adaptation was being released. They used words like “fever dream” to describe it, and the actors went around acting like they were smitten with each other. I did not really buy it, and neither did the public, and the movie got ripped apart by a lot of people. Yet I was still curious, so the...